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To Develop: Blog 365 Day 13 - Enjoying the Energy

To Develop: Blog 365 Day 13 - Enjoying the Energy

By Jiddoe S'Phatt

Warmest greetings! My name is Jiddoe S’Phatt. Welcome to day 13 of “To Develop: Blog 365”.

Inspiration to write comes from a number of places. For this blog I’ve been inspired by hip-hop artist Rick Chyme and producer David K. Manley of Man@Work Productions. Through a collaborative project titled #DailyPieces365 these two artists will release a new song every day for the next 365 consecutive days! Their impressive dedication has motivated me to write a new blog every day of 2018.

A little piece of me goes into each entry I write. I hope you enjoy this one!

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Twenty years ago I never thought I’d meet “The Magnificent” DJ Jazzy Jeff. Fast forward 2 decades and there’s a picture of he and I in the Articles section of my website!

Jeff headlined the official after party of “Irish on the Ionia” at The Intersection in Grand Rapids, MI last year March. It’s an event I’ll always remember. LiquidAE.com named it one of the 10 Best Events of 2017.

The concert was beyond great. Everyone on the bill – DJs Dreas, Dean Martian, Omega Supreme, and the magnificent one - gave the raucous audience exceedingly more bang for their bucks. I talked about it in greater detail in my LiquidAE.com recap of the event. I had such I good time enjoying the energy of the crowd, the music, and that moment in time.

Then I got to sit and talk with Jazzy Jeff which made the night extra special several times over. As I walked to the backstage lounge, an area my partner Doug and I frequented most of the night, it felt like how I imagine it feels to someone headed to the stage to claim their Grammy award.

For a moment I couldn’t hear anything around me. I only saw what was waiting ahead – a smiling familiar face that, as a kid, I never thought I’d see in person. But there he was. We had a great interview.

To Develop: Blog 365 Day 12 - Triple Shots

To Develop: Blog 365 Day 12 - Triple Shots

By Jiddoe S'Phatt

Warmest greetings! My name is Jiddoe S’Phatt. Welcome to day 12 of “To Develop: Blog 365”.

A little piece of me goes into each entry I write. I hope you enjoy this one!

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It took me nearly 2 years to beat the Nintendo game Blaster Master. I played it so much, and for so long, my NES console should have melted from heat exhaustion with the cartridge still inside. In eighth grade I stayed home “sick” to give it another crack and was finally victorious.

Thirty-two years later I still have yet to defeat the original Castlevania.

I played sick for this one once too. The object of the game is to defeat Count Dracula, but first you must survive all the traps and monsters lurking inside and outside his castle. Clearly it’s not an easy task when you consider the fact this neck-biting 8-bit villain has managed to remain nearly unbeaten for 3 decades.

I stayed home hoping for another day of hooky magic. My biggest opposition on Castlevania up to that point was Grim Reaper. The stage boss before Dracula, Reaper was immensely difficult to take down. For this fight I had nearly full health while wielding boomerangs with Triple Shots – a power-up that allowed you to throw 3 weapons at once.

Previous losses to Reaper brought on real tears of frustration. Finally defeating him almost made me cry as well. After that I had no intention of battling him again. I was going to beat Dracula and retire this darn game.

I unexpectedly breezed through the final stage for a shot at the vampire. Tossing my trusty boomerangs 3-at-a-time I toppled Dracula in a close battle.

But it wasn’t over.

Dracula rose from the dead, transformed into this giant werewolf-like creature, and took me out before I could fully process what happened.

To Develop: Blog 365 Day 11 - Monster On the Cover Box

To Develop: Blog 365 Day 11 - Monster On the Cover Box

By Jiddoe S'Phatt

Warmest greetings! My name is Jiddoe S’Phatt. Welcome to day 11 of “To Develop: Blog 365”.

A little piece of me goes into each entry I write. I hope you enjoy this one!

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The first snowfall of the year is always so pretty. I can’t recall exact days it’s happened or where I was. I enjoy them for the moment then move on. They don’t stay with me.

Besides, the winter turns terrible so quickly in my home state of Michigan, it’s hard to look back and see that first snowfall when you’re blocked by 2-feet of the stuff.

There are other firsts I cling to.

Here’s one: The first time I beat the Nintendo game Blaster Master I was home sick.

I was in the eighth grade and suffering from a severe case of video game fever. I’d been playing this game regularly for nearly 2 years and couldn’t upend the final boss. Sometimes I couldn’t get past a boss along the way. I hate the giant, bubble-blowing crab at the end of Area 5!

After defeating the monster on the cover box you’re immediately challenged by this alien dude wielding a nasty laser whip. I’d fought him only a few times before this. During each of those encounters I had very little health to survive one strike, maybe two. On this glorious day of hooky it was like the bosses couldn’t touch me. I played this game through perfectly but was sad no one was there to see me do it.

I never thought to organize a hooky audience.

To Develop: Blog 365 Day 10 - Rimshot

To Develop: Blog 365 Day 10 - Rimshot

By Jiddoe S'Phatt

Warmest greetings! My name is Jiddoe S’Phatt. Welcome to day 10 of “To Develop: Blog 365”.

A little piece of me goes into each entry I write. I hope you enjoy this one!

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The amount of snow that accumulates overnight in Michigan is impressive. It’s also disconcerting when there’s just a few inches of it when you go to bed, then you wake up in the morning to a foot of it.

What’s more disappointing is when there’s already a foot of it and just hours later you’re faced with a foot more!

I grew up near the shores of Lake Michigan. During the winter we were punished by lake effect snow.

What is lake effect snow?

It’s basically a wet heavy avalanche that falls from the sky. I can’t give you its scientific definition, but I’ve lived through enough of it to advise you to trust my description. Again, it's basically a wet heavy avalanche that falls from the sky.

The snow mounts at such alarming rate it sounds like a bad joke when weather reports and meteorologists reveal how much has fallen. I can remember sitting in front of the television with my mother or grandparents listening to the forecast. The weather person on the nightly news would say we’ve received 12 inches so far. Expect up to 12 inches more overnight.

No rimshot follows.

The first snowfall of the year is always so pretty. It gets ugly from then on.

To Develop: Blog 365 Day 9 - 380

To Develop: Blog 365 Day 9 - 380

By Jiddoe S'Phatt

Warmest greetings! My name is Jiddoe S’Phatt. Welcome to day 9 of “To Develop: Blog 365”.

A little piece of me goes into each entry I write. I hope you enjoy this one!

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I am puzzled.

I’m working on my notebook computer while sitting in the recliner when suddenly I feel the urge to stand up. I look around my living room for a few seconds before walking over to the window behind me. I’m not wearing sox or slippers.

As I stop in the front of the glass my foot covers a small portion of the vent on the floor. The heat coming out of it feels nice on my toes.

I’m so confused.

This window overlooks my snow covered back yard. We really got dumped on. Our set of wood patio chairs and their matching table are completely buried. So is my son’s red crab sandbox. He and his dog like to chase each other through the snow. But the previous fall left a heap so deep I had to shovel them a play area. I actually took the time to shovel a maze for them to trek through. That’s covered now, too, and it looks as though I’d never done it at all.

Snow is dominating the scenery. It stretches as far as I can see in every direction.

I’m insanely perplexed!

This entire time I’m standing here staring out my living room window into the backyard I’m thinking how in the heck did I have time to write and publish 380 articles last year?

To Develop: Blog 365 Day 8 - Golden. Globes.

To Develop: Blog 365 Day 8 - Golden. Globes.

By Jiddoe S'Phatt

[WARNING: The following blog contains subject matter not suitable to all readers. Reader discretion is advised.]

Warmest greetings! My name is Jiddoe S’Phatt. Welcome to day 8 of “To Develop: Blog 365”.

A little piece of me goes into each entry I write. I hope you enjoy this one!

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The timing was right for something special to happen at the 75th annual Golden Globe Awards. When Oprah Winfrey took the stage to accept her Cecil B. DeMille Award for outstanding contributions to entertainment, I thought to myself here it comes. Previously slouched on my leather couch, I sat up straight as though my most stern teacher had entered the classroom.

Given all the unjust decisions, misconduct, and mistreatment of women in Hollywood that’s been brought to light, Oprah was undoubtedly the right person for this moment. She’s been a champion to and for women for decades. Oprah’s also not shy about putting anyone, especially men, in their place.

Oprah gave an inspiring speech about equality and diversity. She proclaimed time was up for women to sit silently as men abused them and professionally marginalized them. It gave me chills and brought those on hand at The Beverly Hilton to their feet. This was a tough act to follow, yet what happened next was certainly something special. Dare I say it was golden?

Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman and iconic film maker Ron Howard took the stage to present the Best Director award. With the crowd still riled up from Oprah’s speech, Portman surprisingly announced “And here are the all-male nominees.”

The audience was floored. Laughing, I slouched back into my couch and thought Natalie Portman has balls. She’s got balls the size of… What’s something big? Globes. She’s got balls the size of globes.

To Develop: Blog 365 Day 7 - A Link to the Past

To Develop: Blog 365 Day 7 - A Link to the Past

By Jiddoe S'Phatt

Warmest greetings! My name is Jiddoe S’Phatt. Welcome to day 7 of “To Develop: Blog 365”.

A little piece of me goes into each entry I write. I hope you enjoy this one!

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I own a replica of the Master Sword from the video game series The Legend of Zelda. It’s a pretty cool looking novelty. To keep it that way it rarely leaves its box. I store it in the back of my walk-in closet next to another box full of stuff I’ve refused to part with. Each item packed inside acts like a time machine.

One of those is a gold copy of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Seeing it reminds me of exiting the highway with my buddy Nelson riding shotgun as we approached Toys R Us. There was a long line of people outside the store who hadn’t pre-ordered the game like we did. We laughed because we knew we were by passing the congestion. We walked in, grabbed our copies and headed back home to play them.

The box also holds an unopened Hollywood Hulk Hogan nWo toy car. It takes me back to playing Top Gear Rally on Nintendo 64. The game allowed you to custom design your own vehicle. Being a fan of WCW Monday Nitro, I spent hours creating my own nWo car. The finished design was too sweet.

Another among its contents is a hardcover copy of Hogan’s book My Life Outside the Ring. I’ve had it since its 2009 release and only finished the first chapter before packing it away.

One of these days I’ll finishing reading it.